Q: How do I book an appointment with you?

It’s easy! Just visit my Booking page, complete my contact form, and be sure to include the requested screening information. I always prefer at least 24 hours notice but if I am free I can usually accommodate established friends with a minimum of 2-3 hours’ notice.

Q: What methods of payment do you accept?

Cash is king. For travel fees/deposits and established clients, I can accept PayPal, Square, and Venmo.

Q: Holy cow, you’re really a 36G? Are your breasts real or enhanced?

“They’re real, and they’re spectacular!”

Q: Do you provide [x] service/act?

I provide luxury GFE fantasy engagements. You can browse my Testimonials for a general sense of what a date with me entails. Please do not ask about specific services in your communication with me! If you still have specific questions that aren’t covered in my TER Profile, you will need to complete my screening process before I can answer any questions regarding kink requests.

Q: Do you provide trips to the Greek Islands?

No, I do not.

Q: Do you have any sexy girlfriends that can join us?

Yes! I have hot friends in all shapes/sizes/colors who would love to help me knock your socks off. Check out my Links page to meet some of my babealicious girlfriends!

Q: Are you really bisexual? Do you ever see female clients? What about couples?

Yep, I am really, truly bisexual and I love to play with people (& couples!) of all genders.

Q: What’s your shoe size?

8.5 (US)

Q: If I would like to buy you an item of clothing, what size should I get?

I wear a dress size 16 and XL/1X in many lingerie brands. Check out my Wishlist to get a sense of my personal style. I’m quite a tough cookie to shop for, so it’s probably best to stick with what’s on my list.

Q: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

I have four tattoos: three are small, one is a large (work-in-progress) piece on my back. All of them are tasteful and inconspicuous and can be easily covered when out in public. My ears are pierced.

Q: May I supply something to drink for our meeting?

Sure! I would mostly enjoy bottles of water (no Fiji please), club soda, or Diet Coke. I am not a very big drinker, so please do not feel obligated to provide any alcoholic beverages. (Although if you’ve got something green and leafy in your nightstand, I’ll gladly partake!)

Q: Do you “party?” Do you mind if I “party” during our session? Can you score me some drugs?

Ab-so-lute-ly NOT. (x 3) If I arrive and you appear to be under the influence of illegal drugs or offer me illegal drugs of any kind at any point during our communication I will terminate our session immediately, without a refund. I also ask that you do not drink excessive amounts of alcohol either before or during our meeting. If I arrive and determine that you are inebriated I reserve the right to terminate our session.

Q: Are you 420-friendly? Can [you/I] supply the trees for our date?

(1) In the states of Nevada, Washington, Oregon, California, and Colorado (+ Canada): Yup! (2) I’ll gladly partake if you’ve got your own supply handy. (I also love receiving trees as gifts! But please, no edibles!) If you’d like to smoke some of my stash during our date, please let me know when booking and add +$25 to my donation.

Q: Are you available to visit me in [LA/New York/Paris/etc.]?

Yes! I love to travel and I have a valid passport. I can travel to any city in the US for clients wishing to book 4hr dinner date appointments or longer with me. International travel is also available for 12hr minimum bookings. (25% deposit + travel fees required in advance.) Please email for inquiries regarding weekend and weekly rates.

Q: Do you offer Skype video-chat sessions?

Yes, I offer Skype video-chat sessions for clients who would like to play remotely. My rate for Skype sessions is $5/minute (with a 10-minute minimum) and can be paid via PayPal/Square/Venmo.

Q: Do you cater to fetishes and role-playing?

While I would not say that fetish/fantasy is my strongest role (I am more of a typical GFE, Girl-Next-Door type of provider) I do enjoy role-playing very much! I’m very versatile, creative, and comfortable about switching from a dominant to a submissive role. I also cater to many fetishes (with some exceptions) for an additional $100/hr and a 90-minute minimum booking. Please keep in mind that I cannot answer any fetish-specific questions without obtaining screening information first.

Q: I really really REALLY want to see you, but I don’t have any references! What now?!

If you would like to see me and you cannot provide references from well-known providers, I will probably ask for your employment information. You will need to provide your full (legal) name, a phone number, a work number, as well as your place of employment/title. It is also helpful if you can provide a personal web presence such as LinkedIn or Facebook page. I totally understand your need for discretion and I assure you that all personal information will be kept strictly confidential and discarded once I have verified that you are safe.

Q: I am [disabled/in a wheelchair/have a medical condition] – will this be a problem?

Absolutely not! I will never discriminate based on disability but please be sure to inform me of your condition beforehand, so that we may discuss any preferences and/or limitations you may have.

Q: I am [African-American/trans/queer/Muslim/overweight/etc] is this an issue?

Not at all. I do not discriminate based on race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, size, or age. You’re all beautiful!


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