Q: How do I book an appointment with you?
A: It’s easy! Just visit my booking page, fill out my form, and be sure to include the requested screening information. If you are a new client, please give me at least 24 hours notice. If I am free, I can accommodate established friends with 2-4 hours notice.

Q: Holy cow, you’re really a 36G? Are your breasts real or implants?
A: “They’re real, and they’re spectacular!”

Q: Do you provide [insert service here?]
I am a true GFE. You can read my Reviews here (and here: Reviews 2) for the juicy details about what an engagement with me entails. Please do not ask about specific services in your communication with me.

Q: Do you have any girlfriends that can join us?
A: Yes! Two of my favorite doubles partners are Miss Audrey Trouble & Vanessa Monet

Q: What’s your shoe size?
A: 8.5

Q: If I would like to buy you an item of clothing, what size should I get?
A: I wear a dress size 12 and XL/1X in many lingerie brands.

Q: Do you have any tattoos?
A: I have four tattoos: three are small, one is a large (work-in-progress) piece on my back. All of them are tasteful and inconspicuous and can be easily covered when out in public.

Q: Can I bring something to drink to our meeting?
A: I would enjoy bottles of water, Diet Coke, or Diet Lemon/Raspberry Snapple. If you’d like to bring something alcoholic, champagne is always a treat!

Q: Are you available to visit me in [New York/Boston/D.C./Paris/etc.]?
A: Yes! I love to travel and I have a valid passport. I can always make a special trip to a city for clients who wish to book 6+ hours with me. For engagements of this type I require a 25% deposit in advance to book my travel. (Additional travel fees may apply depending on your location.)

Q: Do you cater to fetishes and role-playing?
A: I do enjoy role-playing very much. I’m versatile, creative, and comfortable about switching from a dominant to a submissive role. I also cater to many fetishes (with some exceptions) for an additional $100/hr. Please keep in mind that I cannot answer any fetish-specific questions without obtaining screening information first.

Q: I really really REALLY want to see you, but I don’t have any references! What now?!
A: If you would like to see me and you cannot provide references from well-known providers, chances are I’m going to ask you for your employment information. You will need to provide your full (real) name, a phone number, a work number, and your place of employment/title. (I understand your need for discretion and assure you that all information will be kept strictly confidential.)

Q: Do you provide trips to the Greek Islands?
A: No, I do not.

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